Fast Food Frenzy Sweeping the World

(Gross Alert - But not too Gross. There's plenty worse. Trust me!)

Live Market - Fast Food Style.

Due to the popularity of the 'Live Market' as seen in parts of Asia, where anything, and everything goes, (sanctioned by the World Health Organisation), the Live Market is coming to a Fast Food Outlet Near you!

W.H.O. = WOW!

MukDonalds are selling MuKMouse Burgers

and if you're really hungry, McMonkey!

Burger Kims Now have Onion and Eye Rings!

Dipped in delicious Tartare of Testicle Sauce.

Freshly plucked, just for you!

You can still have traditional Tomato Sauce but for you

ravenous Carnivores,

Try our Tangy Tortoise Sauce!

Juicy!

Order online and we'll run those little critters directly to your door.

On a leash!

For you health conscious freaks,

try our delicious Snail and Slug Smoothies!

Got a little meat in your teeth?

Try our new Goanna Feet toothpicks!

Wipe it all up with stretched Bat Wings.

Clean as a licked Bison Butt!

Still hungry?

How about a Quarter Pounder of Python?

Y u M !!!!

Rat Rolls

Cat Kebabs

There's really no end to what you can eat.

As Arnie Schwarzenegger said in Predator,

'If it breathes, we can eat it.'

Want Dessert?

How about Snake Souffle or Possum Pie?

Feel like something cold?

Try a frozen frog on a stick!

Suck those eyeballs for hours.

If you can't finish it all, don't worry. We have a real life

Doggie Bag. Just pick him up by his 4 feet and you're good to go!

Now put on your best dancing shoes (or hollowed bear feet) and sing along with our new Live Market song!

Bat Soup

Oh Bat Soup

Bat Soup

It is such

Lovely Goop

Drop that Bat in

Feet first

(Any other way

And you'll be cursed).

His ugly head

Is great to eat

Last thing of course

Is the feet!

Best of all

Is the wings

Like licorice rubber

Oh you'll sing

Once you're wearing

That vampire grin.

Bat Soup, Bat Soup!

There's different species

Or order the whole troop!

Bring a friend

To get a free side of Turtle

But only if

They arrive in Purple!

If you order through our new AnimalEats App, you can enter our Competition to win one of many free tickets to your local Zoo!

See your prospective next meal live in it's own habitat. The perfect way to work up a carnivorous appetite!

Get your teeth into this!

#LiveMarketLicensedByW.H.O.

W.H.O.: 'We might have allowed a worldwide pandemic, but at least we're not culturally insensitive!'

WHO. WHO. What are they good for? Absolutely nothin. Say it again!'

Covid20 coming to a planet near you soon!

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