(Gross Alert - But not too Gross. There's plenty worse. Trust me!)
Live Market - Fast Food Style.
Due to the popularity of the 'Live Market' as seen in parts of Asia, where anything, and everything goes, (sanctioned by the World Health Organisation), the Live Market is coming to a Fast Food Outlet Near you!
W.H.O. = WOW!
MukDonalds are selling MuKMouse Burgers
and if you're really hungry, McMonkey!
Burger Kims Now have Onion and Eye Rings!
Dipped in delicious Tartare of Testicle Sauce.
Freshly plucked, just for you!
You can still have traditional Tomato Sauce but for you
Try our Tangy Tortoise Sauce!
Order online and we'll run those little critters directly to your door.
On a leash!
For you health conscious freaks,
try our delicious Snail and Slug Smoothies!
Got a little meat in your teeth?
Try our new Goanna Feet toothpicks!
Wipe it all up with stretched Bat Wings.
Clean as a licked Bison Butt!
How about a Quarter Pounder of Python?
Y u M !!!!
There's really no end to what you can eat.
As Arnie Schwarzenegger said in Predator,
'If it breathes, we can eat it.'
How about Snake Souffle or Possum Pie?
Feel like something cold?