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Fast Food Frenzy Sweeping the World

April 23, 2020

(Gross Alert - But not too Gross. There's plenty worse. Trust me!)

 

 
 
Live Market - Fast Food Style.

 

Due to the popularity of the 'Live Market' as seen in parts of Asia, where anything, and everything goes, (sanctioned by the World Health Organisation), the Live Market is coming to a Fast Food Outlet Near you!

 

 

W.H.O. = WOW!
 

 


MukDonalds are selling MuKMouse Burgers

and if you're really hungry, McMonkey!

 

 

Burger Kims Now have Onion and Eye Rings! 

Dipped in delicious Tartare of Testicle Sauce.

Freshly plucked, just for you!

 

 

You can still have traditional Tomato Sauce but for you

ravenous Carnivores,

Try our Tangy Tortoise Sauce

Juicy!

 

 

 

 

 

Order online and we'll run those little critters directly to your door.

On a leash!

 


For you health conscious freaks,

try our delicious Snail and Slug Smoothies!

 

 

Got a little meat in your teeth?

Try our new Goanna Feet toothpicks!

Wipe it all up with stretched Bat Wings. 

Clean as a licked Bison Butt!

 

 

Still hungry?

How about a Quarter Pounder of Python?

 

Y u M !!!!

 

Rat Rolls

Cat Kebabs

There's really no end to what you can eat.

As Arnie Schwarzenegger said in Predator,

'If it breathes, we can eat it.'

 

 

 

 


Want Dessert?

How about Snake Souffle or Possum Pie?

 

Feel like something cold?

Try a